Dinosaurs & Guns: JP4

After all this searching, it turns out there is a God. I just found out today that there’ll be a “Jurassic Park IV”:http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/9638, only in this JP the dinosaurs will be outfitted with guns! I couldn’t even make that up. The basic plot is that the US government has trained these cold-blooded killers to carry artillery. Who thought the “writer’s strike”:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Writers_Guild_of_America_strike would have any immediate consequences?