Forget naked bike rides, go all the way!

“This article”:http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/tm_headline=accused—of-having-sex-with-his-bike–&method=full&objectid=19347288&siteid=64736-name_page.html from the always reputable “Sunday Mail”:http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/ (check sarcasm sensors) is about a 51 year-old homeless man in Britain who has been legally accused of having sex with his bicycle. My first thought is how that ever became a crime in the first place, my second thoughts are how and why?

Previously featured on Duenos:
# “Nude Cycling in Paris (and around the World)”:http://duenos.net/article/282/NudecyclinginParisandaroundtheworld.